There is a particular kind of furniture that quietly carries a Singapore home: the teak sideboard that came out of your parents' flat, the cane-backed dining chairs, the rattan armchair that lives half in the sun by the balcony door. Wood and woven furniture suit the climate and suit the look of a tropical flat, which is exactly why so many of us own some.
They also age in a way that is almost impossible to catch in the act. Nothing happens on a Tuesday. The chair is fine, and fine, and fine, and then one day you notice the arms have gone dull and the weave under the cushion has turned grey. Here, roughly, is how that happens year by year, and what is worth doing at each stage.
A new piece arrives sealed, oiled or lacquered, and for about a year it forgives almost anything. Meanwhile three things start quietly. Humidity swings between a shut-up flat at two in the afternoon and an air-conditioned bedroom at two in the morning. Dust settles into open grain and into every gap in a weave. And the oils from hands begin transferring to armrests and chair backs, a little at a time.
What you do in year one decides year ten more than anything you do later. Dust along the grain rather than across it, wipe spills before they sit, keep the feet off a floor you have just mopped, and don't park a wooden piece directly under an aircon draught or hard against a wall that sweats.
This is where most people first notice something. The armrests and the top rail of the dining chairs lose their glow, and a damp cloth only seems to move the dullness around. That film is skin oil bound up with fine dust. It is not dirt sitting on top, and it does not come off with water alone.
Woven seats and cane backs reach their own turning point at about the same time. The weave collects crumbs, hair and grit exactly where it is pressed, and vacuuming the cushion above it never touches any of that.
A damp, not wet, microfibre cloth followed immediately by a dry one handles the wood. A soft brush — an old toothbrush is perfect — and a vacuum with the brush head will lift what has settled inside the weave. If someone already comes in for your regular housekeeping, the chair backs and the undersides are worth pointing at, because they are easy to walk past.
By now the visible surfaces have some sort of routine and the hidden ones have none at all. The joint where a leg meets a rail collects a dark line of grime. The feet stand in whatever the mop left behind. And the back panel of a wardrobe pressed against an external wall is one of the likeliest places in a flat for timber to go quietly mouldy, because it never dries and nobody ever sees it.
Pull one piece away from the wall this month and look behind it. A grey or black bloom on the back panel is not an ordinary cleaning job — that is mould removal territory, and it also means finding out why that wall is damp in the first place.
Some of it is permanent, and it is only honest to say so. A split running along a tabletop after years of dry aircon air, a cane panel gone loose and springy, a white ring burnt into a finish — those are repair or replacement questions rather than cleaning ones.
Plenty of it is not permanent, though. Years of hand oil on armrests, grime packed down into a weave, the cloudy film across a sideboard: that is build-up, and build-up comes off. It is slow, fiddly work across a whole flat's worth of furniture, which is where a deep cleaning visit earns its keep. Loose cushions sitting on wooden and rattan frames can go through upholstery cleaning while you are at it.
None of this is urgent the way a leak is urgent, which is precisely why it gets left. Wood and rattan don't fail so much as fade, on a schedule slow enough to stay invisible. Work out which year yours is actually in and deal with that year — and if the honest answer is that the whole lot is several years past a proper going-over, book your next clean and have it done properly.
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